Morning Wood

· Say good morning to Molly Sims and her bikini. Don't these celebrities have anything better to do than hang out at the beach. On second thought, this probably is the best use of their time. (popoholic.com)

· What would you have paid to be at Scarlett Johansson's strip club birthday party? Probably not as much as she would have paid to get out from under her bruising lapdancer. (interview clip @ cbs.com + egotastic.com)

· Check out the MySpace home of Michelle Nunes, also known as Miss Hooters International 2006. In addition to being the face of the restaurant chain, she won $50,000 and a lifetime supply of chicken fingers. (myspace.com + avn.com)

· The Girls Gone Wild tour bus will let nothing stand in its way on the road to topless paradise. Not even the occasional bicyclist who gets trapped under the wheels. (Defamer)

· Who are the intended users of the tampon blowgun? Do you fire it at girls who need more protection or do give your boyfriend a face full of cotton when he complains about your bad mood? Either way, next month should be pretty interesting. (tamponcrafts.com)

· Does being a superstar in the last decade get you laid in this one? If you're packing 10 inches of heat like Screech it sure does, but what about everybody else? (nerve.com)

· Finally, nobody does customer service like the online porn business. They understand your "specific" needs. (Consumerist)

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