Wet Spots

· Vida Guerra takes on all challengers in the battle for the world's finest caboose. This is going to be a tight race. (phun.org)

· Dan Savage, of "Savage Love" fame, has had his $2,100 donation to the campaign of U.S. Senate candidate Bob Casey Jr. returned to him. It seems that personally ensuring that the name of Casey's opponent is now synonymous with filthy anal sex was more than enough support. (thestranger.com + spreadingsantorum.com + philly.com via Lusty Lady)

· Canadian officials have published an updated list of what you can and cannot bring into their country, including certain DVDs. "Adventures in Face Sitting"? Yes. "Gutter Mouths 30"? No. "Footslave Prophecies, Vol. 2" can come on in, but "Vol. 1"? Not a chance. (thesmokinggun.com)

· We hope these Shower Breasts work well, because as long as they're installed in your bathroom you probably won't be seeing real boobs in there anytime soon. (softblog.it)

· Photographers offer some advice on how to take naked pictures of your girlfriend. The most important points are: make sure she agrees, and makes sure she's actually in the pictures. You can take Polaroids of your cock on your own time. (stuffmagazine.com, via wired.com)

· Altoids appeals to the freak in you to buy their Sours. Pay no attention to the jiggling fruit. (adweek.blogs.com)

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Previously: Morning Wood Archives/Wet Spots Archives