No Cheesecake at Sam’s Club

Does this picture seem like the kind of image that would be deemed unfit to print by reason of obscenity? Well, it would be if you tried to get it developed at the Sam's Club in Topeka, Kansas, as one unlucky customer recently discovered. It seems that while the big box store has no problem selling R-rated movies or even actual bikinis much smaller than the one pictured here, a bored photo manager is free to comb through your negatives and decide which pictures are acceptable and which ones aren't. The customer was obviously not pleased by this overzealous censorship—and neither are we, which is why we're happy to help broadcast her displeasure. Plus, we're kinda hoping that if we ask nicely, she'll post some more pinup shots of the "offending" model. You know, in protest.

· "What's the matter with Kansas? Seriously." (disgruntledhousewife.com via Consumerist)
· Order: "Naughty Needles: Sexy, Saucy Knits for the Bedroom and Beyond" (Amazon)

Previously: CBS's Nude "Rock Star", E3 Booth Babes 2006, Watching the Banned (Super Bowl Commercials)