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Morning Wood

PORNSTARS

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· You better stock up on mulch because World Naked Gardening Day is next month. It's a great way to become one with nature, but be careful where you plant your hoe. Nature has thorns, you know. (wngd.org)

· Print out this list and check off the "40 mistakes that men make while in bed with women," because you've probably made them all at some point. (funnyheck.com)

· Just so you know, you still cannot dance naked in Salt Lake City. There go our Labor Day vacation plans. (jacksonholestartrib.com)

2006_08_01_eye.jpg · "Hello, Honda? I'm having a problem with the emergency brake in my car. What do you mean, what am I wearing?" (thenewstribune.com - thanks Wolf)

· Is life getting in the way of you looking at porn? Well, the solution is here. (YouTube, via Late Night with Conan O'Brien. We think.)

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