Listen: we don't write this stuff. (Oh, wait a minute - we do.)
As promised in these pages, Jenna Jameson today pulled the sheet from her beeswax-scented likeness at Madame Tussaud's in Las Vegas, City of Apiaries. Posed next to the statue of Hugh Hefner, who is waxy in real life, the totem of Jameson whispers something special when one tickles its ankle tattoo.
(Our guess the sweet nothing sounds a little like, "Owned and operated by Playboy, Inc.")
· ClubJenna (clubjenna.com)
· Madame Tussauds (tussauds.com)