Audacia Ray’s Going Both Ways

August 3, 2006
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Audacia Ray of Waking Vixen and Fleshbot Hotties fame has finally taken the plunge and started writing and directing porn rather than just, you know, looking at and being in it.

Adam & Eve's "The Bi Apple" tells the story of a sex researcher and her experiences in a down & dirty, freaky & groovy "fuckhouse" in New York City.

And do you know what? We've got the script. Read more after the gap.
- G. Ponante

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In big photo (above): Tyler Marciano dries off his balls by the window while Mariah Ritani relaxes and Simone Valentino gets a makeup touch up from Margarita

Simone Valentino and Joe Gallant

MARIAH: It's just a little further down the hall, on your left. Ack, I think someone's at the door - could you answer it since we're all naked?

SIMONE goes to answer it. At the door is JOE GALLANT holding a box of pizza.

JOE: Did someone order a pizza with extra juicy, thick, spicy sausage?

SIMONE: Uh, no, I don't think so.

JOE: Are you sure you don't want any hot meat? (he is rubbing his cock through his pants now)

SIMONE: No thanks, I'm a vegetarian.

She swings the door shut in JOE's face.

It leaps off the page!

What is refreshing about this series of pictures is there's no venetian blinds, no stucco ceilings, no beige carpeting, and no lingering scent of In 'n' Out Burger, a la every Porn Valley shoot since 1987. Of course the apartment probably has no air conditioning, is a fifth floor walkup, has no pool in the courtyard, and costs like $3k a month. But that's quibbling. I miss New York.