Morning Wood

· What does it say about the Simpson family that simply wearing panties makes you "the classy one." Take that, Australia! (egotastic.com)

· This just in: strippers get no respect. All the joy they bring to the world, and they still get treated worse than lawyers and politicians. What has a lawyer ever done for your balls besides try to break them? (philly.com)

· If you'd like your film to be considered for a 2007 AVN Award, it must be released by September 30. Which gives you just enough time to write, cast, shoot, edit, and distribute your porn movie, and then make at two or three more. (avn.com)

· We agree that this is probably somebody's idea of a joke ... because sex sells, but this is ridiculous. Ok, it's our idea of a joke too, but give us a break. It's Friday. (coolz0r.com, via adrants.com)

· SugarBank explains the (not so) brief history of amateur porn. Sadly, we lost our amateur status awhile back, otherwise that Olympic gold medal would be ours right now. (sugarbank.com)

· Virgin Money (they have money, now?) reminds you to be careful what you wish for. Unless your name is John Holmes, you can have too much of a good thing. (viralchart.com)

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