The wind is at your back and the clouds are all lined in silver. Ain't it grand when life is coming up roses? Everything's ducky with these happy sex bloggers, who can't lose for winning. A glance over coffee leads to a new romance, while familiar lovers slip into beds still warm with sleep. Why, even a bikini wax seems charmed.
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He arrives at eight in the morning. I have the day off, he is free of appointments for the morning. I'm still in bed. I've been awake for over an hour, but stay warm and cozy because I know he is coming to see me. I love the feel of his cool skin against mine when I am still waking up.
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He called when he said he would, seven o'clock. I was home and we agreed to meet up at my local pizza place. Once there, I asked him to marry me over thick cheesy slices. Which only seemed logical since it would result in state funded healthcare and education for me and the ability to travel much more easily in the states for him. He laughed and said we should go get tattoos.
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After opening the gifts and a bit of conversation we kiss and things progress from there. He is passionate and I return that passion, sometimes more than I should. I'm not sure how he feels about it when I smash his face into mine for a harder, deeper kiss. I am not sure he understands.
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She goes on while I'm there, skirt hiked, legs spread (if it weren't painful, it could almost be sexual), and she's smiling and patting the strip against the wax. 'He's single, you know.' Pulls the strip--I Iclench my jaw. She leans in over my crotch, whispers, 'And he's loaded. I'm not even joking. Loaded. Like . . . like . . . like I don't even know what . . . '"
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We got into the movie quite a bit before we actually did anything. Then, beneath a coat, his dexterous hands slipped between my thighs and gently massaged what couldn't QUITE be reached (sigh).
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I had spent a good part of the afternoon figuring out the order in which I would do things so as to arouse the least suspicion. So this was the list:
    ·Shave face
    ·Shave dick and balls
    ·Get the fleshlight insert in some hot water
    ·Have a long, hot showerSo, they are fairly straightforward. But then it was time to get down to business.
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Thumbnail via Lazy Geisha: "The Final Frontier... Your Anus"
Yes. I like anal sex. It isn't always my first choice, and I wouldn't consider myself a connoisseur of all things anal, but it is a part of my sex life, and when done right, it can be and is an amazingly pleasurable experience. So I spent the weekend doing some research, and hopefully that, coupled with my own firsthand experience will shed some light on the blackest hole in outer space; Your anus.
Previously: Sex Blog Roundup Archive