· W magazine honors the great cover girls of all time by making them look horrendous in this photo spread. Carolyn Murphy, on the other hand, doesn't care for their tactics - or their clothes. (style.com)
· Forbes lists the hottest billionaire heiresses, including both Hiltons, a couple of Hearsts, and Julia Louis-Dreyfus. (Really? Yes, really.) Now that's the kind of sound investment advice we've come to expect from Forbes. (forbes.com)
· Drunken Stepfather demands that someone order him to cease and desist displaying these photos of Pink peeing in public. Anyone? Please? (drunkenstepfather.com)
· Sending Kate Beckinsale nude pictures of yourself is apparently not the best way to show you're her number one fan. Guess we'll have to try a different approach. (stuff.co.nz)
· Global warming doomsayers are being attacked for what some are calling "climate porn". Don't get too excited. We checked on this one and it's not what you think. (bbc.co.uk)
· Finally, just because it's the end of the week: wet t-shirt contest! (metacafe.com)
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