Wet Spots

· We're digging Janet Jackson's semi-topless cover photo for this month's Vibe magazine, but we seem to remember her showing a lot more skin somewhere before. Maybe you remember something about that? (wral.com)

· Lindsay Lohan ... blah blah ... bikini video ... bouncing boobs ... you know the drill. Bonus link: Scarlett Johansson's "girls" get all wet. (egotastic.com)

· Today's completely bogus sex study says that sexually suggestive lyrics will turn our teenagers into wild humping machines. Also, listening to The Beach Boys will make you a surfing addict and Celine Dion causes heavy drinking. (That last warning is for all ages.) (cnn.com)

· "What are your sexual buttons?" Because whenever we want advice on sexual intimacy, the Borg-like wisdom of internet geeks is always the first place we turn. (metafilter.com)

· Wow, this anonymous billboard really makes you think, doesn't it? Right now we're thinking ... WTF? (flickr.com)

· By the way, if you believe MySpace is ready to eat your children, maybe you should read why the "Delete Online Predators Act" will not save them. Also, pick up a copy of "Parenting for Dummies." Very informative. (findlaw.com)

· If you're going to take the trouble to sculpt a life-size nude statue and then just leave it by the side of the road to be hauled away, at least sign your work so we know who to thank. No wonder these artists are always starving. (dailyrecord.co.uk)

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