Morning Wood

· Sienna Miller and Jude Law might be history, but fortunately an upskirt shot and a pair of white cotton panties are forever! (nypost.com + egotastic.com)

· What do you see when you look at this picture? If you said "dolphins," then you must be some kind of pervert. (onlinedeal.blogspot.com)

· In addition to MySpace, MTV and lad mags, you can add hotel room TVs to the list of things will kill you and your family. It seems adults can't be trusted with porn, but you probably already knew that. (usnewswire.com + avn.com, see the ad @ frc.org)

· A new survey says that Australian men are the most loyal, South Korean men have the most sex, Brazilians have the most threesomes, and Italians guys always bring their women to orgasm. Wow ... no matter where they live men are incredible liars. (news.com.au)

· This looks interesting: "A rapidly burgeoning literature documents copious sex influences on brain anatomy, chemistry and function." Now could somebody read this and then it explain it to us? (nature.com)

· A woman in Estonia falls through the floor of an old house and into the basement while having sex. Would a "she's a real homewrecker" joke be too obvious here? (mg.co.za)

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