Morning Wood

· What's with Heidi Klum getting almost, but not completely naked lately? She really needs to learn to finish what she starts. (hollywoodtuna.com)

· Art photographer Spencer Tunick is at it again: he expects 9,000 people to take it off for his next outdoor photo project, making it his largest collection of birthday suits yet. We hate to say it, but is it possible to have too much nudity? (theartnewspaper.com)

· The stripper who accused Jenna Jameson's (ex?) husband of assault dropped her complaint after it was explained to her how our legal system actually works. So, that's one good thing that happened to him this week. (azcentral.com)

· Michael Douglas, who is 61 years old, will no longer show his bare ass in the movies. And we were so looking forward to it, too. (fametastic.co.uk)

· When hiring a prostitute please remember to pay her for sleeping with you. Not only does it make you a deadbeat and a jerk, but it's highly unprofessional. (telegraph.co.uk)

· This video is here just because we like you. Not as much as we like naked models on a beach, but it's nothing personal. (metacafe.com, via myhotbox.blogspot.com)

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