Morning Wood

· Boy, Nicollette Sheridan really enjoys the beach, doesn't she? When do those Housewives ever find the time to be desperate? (hollywoodtuna.com)

· A new survey claims that redheads have more sex with more partners than blondes or brunettes do. Fleshbot strongly disapproves of this kind of discrimination and believes that people of all hair color should be banging each other equally. (dailymail.co.uk)

· An enterprising young man wanting to draw attention to his cause discovers a brilliant marketing plan: naked boobies. Luckily, someone takes offense, scoring him the free publicity he was looking for. (theglobeandmail.com)

· Nature has a funny way of making us think about sex. Like we would somehow forget to do it, if we weren't reminded all the time. (haha.nu)

· Speaking of reminders, a quick one to you that you've got less than week left to get your submission in to the Hump! 2 amateur porn contest. You know you want to film yourself having sex, so you might as well do it for a reason. (thestranger.com)

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