· Enjoy some more photos of slinky race track babes. They're like cheerleaders, only more flame retardant! (leenks.com)
· Some folks in India recently found condoms on their doorstep, delivered alongside the morning paper. We know there's a lot of sex in the media these days, but this is ridiculous. (yahoo.com via wired.com)
· The Cambodian government denies a beauty pageant permission to hold a swimsuit competition ... then realizes, "what's the point?" and wisely cancels the whole thing. (cbc.ca)
· Which videogame vixen would you most like to have sex with? If you said "Carmen Sandiego," your geography teacher would be very proud. (destructoid.com)
· Get your hands on the hottest camp stove money can buy. Leather Pump Cup Oil sold separately. (Consumerist)
· Remember that Benny Benassi "Satisfaction" video from a lifetime ago? Well, someone finally turned it into what it was always meant to be: the best Home Depot commercial ever. (adrants.com + jibjab.com)
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