Morning Wood

· "Warning: The knitted condom may also cause burning, chaffing, vaginal dryness, loss of erection, and extreme pain. People who want to enjoy sex should not use the knitted condom." We like it when the posts write themselves. (theanticraft.com, via wfmu.org)

· The new airline security rules are now reaching down our shirts to get at gel-filled bras. If the airport screeners seem a little too eager to give you a pat down search, remember that it's for everyone's benefit. (abcnews.com, via Boing Boing)

· Speaking of boob support, sports bras have become a testament to science and engineering. If you think you've spent a lot of time studying the "jiggle factor," you have no idea. (mailtribune.com)

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