Wet Spots

· We're loving the sight of Kate Beckinsale as she enjoys herself at the pool—because even if we get tired of, say, Lindsay Lohan, we never get tired of bikinis. (Who are we kidding? We never get tired of Lindsay.) (egotastic.com)

· Dave Navarro says he's not dating Jenna Jameson. We're not saying we don't believe him, but for the record "not dating" does not rule out "humping like rabbits." (adultfyi.com)

· A blowjob contest with a prize of $100? You could charge more than that down at the docks and you wouldn't even have to bribe the French judge. (sacramentozone.com)

· Here's yet another ad you could never get away with in America. We guess if you have to multiask, that's the way to do it. (coolz0r.com)

· A group in Ireland is asking corporations to not use their money to support lap dancing clubs, which is funny because we're pretty sure client meetings charged to corporate expense accounts are the only thing keeping those places in business. (rte.ie)

· On this Japanese game show, losers are punished by a bare ass to the face. Hmm ... we could swear we've seen another Japanese game show where that was the reward. (video @ gorillamask.net)

· Sadly, the website "Hotel Bed Jumping" is not exactly what we were hoping for, since it's literally just people jumping on beds. Still kinda funny though. (bedjump.com)

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