Wet Spots

· Will conservatives prevail in their misguided attempt to ban porn in hotel rooms? Not if the mighty Gawker Media corporate travel expense account has anything to do with it. We're practically supporting the entire industry. (Gridskipper)

· The future of airline security has arrived. Sure it's intrusive, but we kinda like it. (ryanair.com)

· A Vermont town is apparently plagued by people hanging around parking lots naked. You know ... now that we think about it, we don't spend nearly enough time in Vermont. (boston.com)

· For possibly the first time ever, someone took a topless picture that is not the least bit sexy. (Photo is NSFP - not safe for pigs.) Forget PETA; our stomachs are protesting. (britishcouncil.org + blogcritics.org)

· Mexico finally decides to teach its school children about the birds and the bees, and many students are shocked to learn that a giant stork has nothing to with it. (chron.com)

· Mumbai, India loses all of its TV service over a dispute about nudity—which is fine really, because if you can't find a show with naked people on TV, what is there to watch anyway? (reuters.com)

· A little public nudity is a small price to pay for an ice cold Pepsi. By the way, if Pepsi steals that line, we're suing. (YouTube via sillycorner.com)

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