Morning Wood

· Believe it or not, no one in Tokyo wants to see a pregnant Britney Spears in the nude. No one told us we had a choice. (scotsman.com)

· Believe it or not, advertisers like to use sexual innuendo to sell their products. Sometimes it's even used to sell things that aren't beer. (adrants.com)

· Believe it or not, Canadians use sex toys too. They're just like us! Only more ... you know, northern. (torontosun.com)

· Believe it or not, someone actually created a vodka ad too dirty to appear on the side of a bus. Unfortunately, we can't find a picture of the ad to prove it, so yes, this link is useless. (nysun.com)

· Believe it or not, The Master Musicians of Bukkake are actual musicians. We've heard this album, though, and it's a complete mess. (suncitygirls.com)

· Believe it or not, there are still some 29 year old virgins out there. But not if Jane magazine has anything to do with it. (Gawker)

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