Morning Wood

· It's not much of a surprise that nurses and firemen are the most popular professions to show up in sexual fantasies. Sadly, "blogger" did not make the list, but we guess that's not surprising either. (news.com.au)

· For farmers in one small Chinese town, having a big funeral means more luck for the surviving family—and what better way to draw crowds than to hire strippers to show up? We are so totally stealing that idea when the time comes. (shanghaiist.com)

· NASA's rocket scientist computers believe Wikipedia is a "general pornography" site. No wonder we haven't been to the moon in 30 years. (nasawatch.com)

· Another XXX store taken down by arson? You know, when the sign out front says "Hot! Hot! Hot!" they don't mean that literally. (cbs4.com)

· Public nudity laws don't mean a whole lot to the homeless woman who takes her baths in Munich's city fountains. Why doesn't a club hire her to do "bathtub shows" and that would solve everyone's problem? (reuters.co.uk)

· Can't wait to have sex with robots? Neither can we, but for now you'll just have to read about it, while you think of dirty things to say to your android. (sexuality.about.com, via wired.com)

· Washington, DC interns are an endless supply of cheap labor and hot tail. Also easy jokes. Thanks, Monica Lewinsky! (fcnp.com)

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