Morning Wood

· Enjoy 40 years of Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue covers in one place. All those flashbacks are making us dizzy. (hornyoyster.com)

· The group that wants to ban skin flicks from hotels is keeping a list of "clean" hotels for weary travelers. Unfortunately for them, the places on the list aren't so dedicated to the cause. (bostonherald.com)

· The "Bottomless Bandit" disappoints his fans by getting arrested with his pants on. Come on, buddy; you've got to dance with the one the brung ya. (wowt.com)

· Wait ... a library in Utah did not ban a book featuring nude illustrations? What is the world coming to? (sltrib.com)

· But FHM magazine still has to be covered up on newsstands in Grand Central Station in New York? Now that's more like it. (adultfyi.com)

· Another 6-year-old's life is ruined by Barney the Dinosaur's penis. It's looks like another generation lost. (thevillagenews.com, via Boing Boing)

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