Wet Spots

· Not a single exposed boob or embarrassing upskirt at the Video Music Awards last night. What happened, MTV? You used to be cool. (red carpet babe gallery @ egotastic.com)

· Perhaps they should have invited actress Holly Valance to spice things up. She's like music to our ears. (popoholic.com)

· A statistical evaluation of gender and societal patterns determines with reliable accuracy the probability that your Craigslist ad will get you laid. (Hint: if you're a straight male trolling for free sex ... it won't.) (bloggasm.com)

· A Spanish court rules that employees are free to download porn on their work computers. Every office worker in America is now asking for a transfer to Madrid. (xbiz.com)

· Female stormtroopers take over the galaxy. Suddenly, the Empire doesn't seem so evil anymore. (sfgate.com)

· The latest entry in the class of products that pretend to have some other purpose, but are really just glorified sex toys: the iGallop. You're not fooling anyone, you know. (brookstone.com, via tmz.com)

· Everyone has a price; so how much money would it take for you to pose topless? Think about your answer, while we go get our wallet. (thisishertfordshire.co.uk)

· Both Google and YouTube have banned demonstration videos by an adult products company even though they contain no nudity or actual sex. So now they know pornography even when they don't see it? (avn.com)

· When you're the king shit video game system of your era, you can get away with almost anything. Former Sega executives remember their glory days and weep. (ukresistance.co.uk, via sexblo.gs)

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