Morning Wood

· Thanks to CNN, we're now aware that Brattleboro, Vermont is the world capital for naked teenage hippies. If anyone knows what town is the world capital for naked 20something supermodels, please send us a postcard and let us know. (CNN)

· Get up close and personal with twisted porn auteur Jack the Zipper via an illustrated interview at Independent Entertainment News. (Well, maybe not too close—this is the man who directed "Squealer", after all.) (iesb.net)

· Jennifer Aniston has (finally) settled a court case with a photographer who took unauthorized photos of her naked boobies last year—which means if you ever want to check out what kept Brad Pitt occupied for all those years, you'll still have to settle for those fake shots that have been making the interweb rounds since, like, forever. (CNN)

· Our friends at Pestiside present a sneak peek at Budapest's upcoming Erotic Parade and Expo, proving once again that when it comes to all things hot and Hungarian, goulash ain't the only game in town. (pestiside.hu)