Morning Wood

· It's the idea that launched a thousand websites: "There should be a better way to buy pornography." Amen, brother. (sptimes.com)

· Having done everything it can for boobs, Wonderbra turns its attention to the rear end. We think that's what they call "corporate responsibility." (thesun.co.uk)

· For once, it's a school superintendent getting in trouble for risqué photos instead of a teacher. Although, we must admit that a naked superintendent isn't nearly as interesting. (abclocal.go.com)

· Want to make your commute a little less tedious? Try to find a train that goes by a nude beach everyday. It almost makes your job worth going to. (komotv.com)

· This just in: Women become strippers in order to make money. So they aren't just in it for the free gropings from creepy strangers? (abcnews.go.com)

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