Wet Spots

· Your tax dollars at work: US postal inspector provides a "revoltingly detailed criminal complaint" against the subject of an obscenity case—thus ensuring that if the average American weren't already intimately familiar with things like fisting and scat play, they sure are now. (thesmokinggun.com)

· Austrian ski instructors endure the hardest nipples of their lives for a hot nude calendar shoot. How come the resorts we go to are never this fun? (ananova.com + skilehrerinnen.at)

· Ars Technica has more on the debate we mentioned last week over iTunes and their policies (or lack there of) regarding explicit podcasts. You know our stance ... the world needs dirty talk! (arstechnica.com, via blog.wired.com)

· If you're using Google Adsense to earn some extra cash with your blog, better watch what you post about because they're watching you. (Actually, we're just excited that someone mentioned our name!) (coolz0r.com, via googlewatch.eweek.com)

· Since we were visiting Coolz0r anyway, we had to link to this post about ads for a Durex sex survey. It looks a lot like the answer sheet from our SAT, which explains why we had to go to a state school. (coolz0r.com)

· Second-best headline of the day: "Search of man's pants rejected." Apparently, consenting to a police search does not automatically mean they can check your ballsack. Make a note of that. (charlotte.com)

· Finally, this collection of funny Japanese commercials is mostly harmless, but one clip in particular got our attention. Slurping never sounded so good. (YouTube + more videos at hight3ch.com)

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