Morning Wood

· Be careful if you're looking for dates on Craigslist: some pranksters are posting fake ads then putting the pictures and email addresses of responders on the web, thereby ruining the fun for everyone else. It's almost as hilarious as pulling a chair out from some when they sit down, and just as clever. (waxy.org)

· Hello, Elizabeth Hurley! Thanks for inviting your friends to the party. (hollywoodtuna.com)

· Does anyone else find it curious that a European nation's plan to legalize prostitution (in order to help control STD's and sex trafficking) has gone completely ignored by American media? Is it just us? (pravda.ru)

· On Sunday, 300 people will attempt to set a Guinness World Record for "most people pole dancing simultaneously." 300 people is the record? We bet that in the U.S. alone there's more than 300 people dancing on poles right now and it's not even noon yet. (suntimes.com)

· Business and e-commerce have surpassed sex as the most popular internet search topics. Yeah, maybe in the bizarro world. Just to be safe, don't tell our bosses. (australianit.news.com.au)

· Men in their thirties are having half as much sex than their parents generation, mostly due to extra stress. You'd be stressed too, if you were having that much trouble getting laid. (monstersandcritics.com)

· Conversely, more caffeine (and more jitters) might increase the sex drive of females. In other Fleshbot news, for the rest of today we will be blogging from Starbucks. (az10.com)

* * * * *
Previously: Morning Wood Archives/Wet Spots Archives