Morning Wood

· We're still not sure why the Adult Star Path of Fame is in Edison, New Jersey, but it is getting ready to open soon anyway. Wear good shoes, because we imagine it's pretty slippery. (nj.com)

· It's nice to know that we still have occasion to post stuff about Rebecca Loos after that whole masturbating livestock/David Beckham brouhaha a while back. See how important choosing the right wardrobe is? (drunkenstepfather.com)

· You thought we were kidding about eco-friendly sex toys? Phthalates are real! Run for your lives! (news.com.au)

· For just $299.00 you could join the Mile High Club—and you don't even have to break your neck in one of those bathroom. It's a bit of a cheat, but at least you won't get harassed by an air marshall. (milehighatlanta.com + usatoday.com)

· Fraternity pledges at the University of Georgia raise some hackles by showing porn to strangers in the middle of campus. That's the best they can do for a prank? Shouldn't they be making porn or something? (redandblack.com)

· If clients who use prostitutes become criminals, then only criminals will use prostitutes. Or something. (int.iol.co.za)

· A new study says that having a baby will not adversely affect a woman's sex life. Marrying a guy who's into fantasy football probably will, but that's your own fault. (theage.com.au)

· Sex shops aren't just for creepy guys anymore. Some are run by women for women and we happen to love it when girls are in control. (asia1.com.sg)

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