Morning Wood

· It's Fashion Week in New York City and this is the kind of coverage we like to see. Or lack of coverage, to be more accurate. (bastardly.com)

· This just in: Kirsten Dunst is a "freak" who has no problem with sex in public. Hmm ... maybe we'll go see "Marie Antoinette" after all. (newsoftheworld.co.uk + photos @ Egotastic)

· The phrase "You cum like a little girl" cannot be trademarked, because "cum" means ejaculate. If you don't believe us, the U.S. Patent Office compiled 10MB of photos to prove it. Your tax dollars at work, kids! (thesmokinggun.com)

· "We started talking about her pussy. I asked her if it was bald." No, that's not a caller to a phone sex line; that's also your tax dollars at work. No wonder Officer Smith always asked to work the prostitution beat. (nashvillescene.com, via Fark)

· Huh, huh ... You said, "Hillary." We mean "Bush." (Gawker)

· You know, you just can't find a good naked car wash anymore. Drying bumpers with your ass is really a dying art. (ehowa.com)

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