Wet Spots

September 12, 2006
DASHIELL

· Janet Jackson takes her top off—on purpose this time—for an FHM spread. It was a lot more fun when she pretended like it wasn't her fault. (fhmus.com)

· Note to pornographers: even if you manage to get all your models to sign the proper release forms after pulling them out of a bar, drunk, at 3:00 a.m., you still have to actually hold on to that paperwork. The government can really be dicks about obeying the law. (latimes.com, via Gawker)

· New Zealand is overrun by foreigners trying to get jobs in the sex industry. Now, that's an immigration problem we wouldn't mind having up here. (stuff.co.nz)

· A woman in Germany cuts off her husband's penis (after he was dead, thankfully) to keep as a souvenir, claiming it was his "best asset". Guess he didn't spend too much on that life insurance policy. (thesun.co.uk)

· The headline "Gay baths - still a haven for unprotected sex?" is pretty scary ... until you read the article, which explains that they're not. But hey, why stop MSNBC from a little fear-mongering? (msnbc.msn.com)

· Wait ... a swimsuit with a built-in "c-ring"? That makes your "objects" appear bigger? They can't mean what we think they mean, do they? (Yes, they do.) (badadvice.typepad.com)

· Behold Vida Guerra's entire acting career in 36 seconds. We would have rented "Dorm Daze 2" ourselves, but figured we wouldn't be able to follow it since we had never even heard of the first one. (YouTube, via hollywoodtuna.com)