Morning Wood

· Check out The Stranger's "HUMP!" blog for a recap of Seattle's HUMP amateur porn festival from this past weekend. No clips, sadly (all the films are destroyed at the end)—but the words "female ejaculation" appear several times, so you know a good time was had by all (thestranger.com/hump)

· Speaking of humping, "Joanna Angel's "Guide" finally hits the streets today. Buy your copy and see a real live Fleshbot reader/contest winner in action—someday, it could be you. (burningmerch.com)

· Organizers of a design contest rejected an entry by a sex toy manufacturer because they say they "weren't able to provide the firm handling it required." Hey, don't punish someone else because of your own inadequacies. (xbiz.com)

· The famous Crazy Horse Too strip club in Las Vegas is about to lose their liquor license. No word yet on if they will continue to allow poker in the rear. (reviewjournal.com)

· Starbucks brings sexy back with its original logo featuring a bare-breasted mermaid, so naturally someone is pissed off about it. Maybe he should switch to decaf. (yakima-herald.com)

· Is someone snooping on your open wi-fi network? Give 'em the Goatse and teach them lesson they'll never forget. (goatsepeg.com, via Boing Boing)

· A quick rundown of some interesting movies coming soon to theaters. And by "interesting," of course we mean "contains gratuitous nudity." (theolympian.com)

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