Morning Wood

· Future Governor of California Mary Carey and former WWE wrestler and perennial trainwreck Chyna are like the new Paris and Nicole. Or the new Abbott and Costello. Take your pick. (tmz.com)

· Another student newspaper sex columnist shocks community standards by the revealing dark truth that college kids like to touch each other. Yes, Mom and Dad, this is what your tuition pays for. (wdcmedia.com)

· R&B star Lyfe Jennings says his new song "S.E.X." actually encourages teens not to do it. But what about those sexy beats? The music devil has us under its spell! (mtv.com)

· Spanish cops learn how to get promoted via a hardcore porn film. We hear it also teaches the proper way to let horny drivers "get off with a warning." (lfpress.ca)

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