Morning Wood

· It's the final round of that Hottest NFL Cheerleader contest we told you about, and it looks like finalists Kayla and Romi are running boob to boob neck and neck to the goal line. Maybe there'll be some hot overtime action? (armchairgm.com)

· Like many people, you've probably been waiting about 20 years to see Winona Ryder naked. This is also probably about as close as you're going to get. (egotastic.com)

· The mayor of Gallatin, Tennessee is a little red-faced after allowing scenes from "Thong Girl 3" to be filmed in his office - and he didn't even get a speaking part! (gallatinnewsexaminer.com)

· This has to be the best public health service ever: the South Australian government is helping disabled people get laid. It's nice to finally see some tax dollars not being wasted. (news.com.au)

· E coli. or no E coli., even CNN can't resist a nice "tossed salad." (Yes, we know we're childish. So what?) (Wonkette)

· Toronto gets a little misty-eyed over the Fox Theatre, "reportedly the last one in North America to regularly show 35-mm porn movies." We understand; porn makes a little emotional too. (theglobeandmail.com)

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