Wet Spots

· In an attempt to cash in on the success of Justin Timberlake's hit record, Stuff magazine breaks out the sexy backs. Everybody wins! (stuffmagazine.com)

· To a nation still reeling with confusion over the Lindsaygate naked upskirt scandal, Egotastic presents evidence that the Victoria Beckham nipple slip we gleefully reported about earlier today wasn't all that. Excuse us while we try to regain our dignity. (egotastic.com)

· So how are strip club owners in Grand Rapids, Michigan reacting to those new, more restrictive dancing laws? Yeah, they're totally ignoring them. It's civil disobedience at its finest. (mlive.com)

· Rumor has it that Tara Reid went in for a new set of boobs, to replace her old new set of freakish misshaped chest orbs boobs. So expect a yet another drunken red carpet unveiling any day now. (dailyblabber.ivillage.com)

· You can't advertise a "Nude Beach" and then just give folks a pizza and expect them to be happy. It's wrong to toy with people's emotions like that. (sltrib.com)

· Oh! The underwear goes inside the pants? Now, we understand why everyone was so upset that day. (coolz0r.com)

· Finally, they don't call it a blowjob for nothing. Raft porn is the new tube crushing. (xmissy.nl)

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