Morning Wood

· Hey, it's a megapost of Orlaith McAllister pics! She was on Big Brother UK! Yeah, we've never heard of her either, but these photos make us wish we had been introduced sooner. (cman.net)

· Jackie Chan admits that he was in a porn movie 31 years ago. Forgive us if we "forget" to look for that one on E-bay. (shanghaidaily.com)

· A new study says that women who have sex with other women have more orgasms than girls who don't, leading lesbians everywhere to exclaim, "Well ... duh!" (news.com.au)

· Looking for a little extra cash for the upcoming holiday season? Why not start a pole dancing school in your backyard shed? It's not like you've got something more important to do in there. (thesun.co.uk)

· Another community panics over a few nude paintings in an art exhibit. Aren't nude paintings the reason they invented museums? (casperstartribune.net)

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