Morning Wood

· Bond girls never take their clothes off in an actual James Bond movie, but they have no problem doing it somewhere else. Why should secret agents have all the fun? (toxicmagazine.com)

· Wow, Kelly Brook is everywhere lately. It's almost like she's famous or something. (idontlikeyouinthatway.com + pixelbomb.com)

· Here's a quick tutorial on shooting high-definition porn. It's like regular porn, only more erect. (cumonbritney.com)

· Mrs. Tiger Woods isn't the only babe on the arm of a famous golfer. Who knew dressing like a dork could score you such hot chicks? (thewade.blogs.com)

· Microsoft has discovered a flaw in Internet Explorer that is being exploited by (what else?) porn websites. No one else can fuck with you better. (news.bbc.co.uk)

· The R-rated version of Digital Playground's "Pirates" is the opening movie in the Great Lakes Film Festival. We don't envy the ushers who have to clean up that theater afterward. (avn.com)

· A man busted for kissing women's feet at Wal-mart says he was performing a "religious ritual." For the record, just saying "Oh God" a lot while drooling over someone's toes doesn't make you religious. (macon.com)

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