Wet Spots

· Usually we'd consider an upskirt shot of a celebrity flashing her hoo-hoo to be front page news, but when said celebrity is Katie "Jordan" Price, it's more like a comfy visit from an old friend. (dlisted.blogspot.com)

· Behold the ostentatious glory of the $1.89 million solid gold bra. And here you were thinking a $19.99 off-the-rack number from Victoria's Secret was good enough to show your favorite pair of boobs how much you care. (Gizmodo)

· The Daniela Cicarelli uproar continues with news that GM has pulled out of its advertising contract with the Brazilian megahottie. We can barely conceive of the concept of using the terms "pull out" and "Daniela Cicarelli" in the same sentence. (Jalopnik)

· A new study reveals that lesbians have more orgasms during sex, which we've always known to be true anyway. Just ask any lesbian. (thesun.co.uk)

· Ah, the delights of late season baseball: hot dogs, nippy fall weather, and getting a blowjob in the stands. Batter up! (Deadspin)

· Of his tabloid-ready "relationship" with walking skeletal anatomy lesson Nicole Richie, "Jackass"'s Steve-O claims his sexual contact with her didn't go beyond jerking off behind her back while she was sleeping. Ms. Richie's back could not be reached for comment. (idontlikeyouinthatway.com)

· Charges were dropped this week againt a teacher and former Miss Texas contestant for having sex with one of her 18 year old students. (As far as laws againt having sex with students who are under 18 ... well, the jury's still out on that one.) (nbc5i.com + cbsnews.com)

· When he's not having condomless sex or onscreen strap-on threeways, Jack Nicholson is apparently making his staff find porn for him. But you don't have to be a star to get treated like one—that's what Fleshbot is here for! (Er, except for the condomless sex part.) (tmz.com + postchronicle.com)

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