Wet Spots

· Is this really Christina Ricci's bird boob tattoo? We're skeptical—why isn't her face in the picture?—but we wouldn't put anything past those Hollywood types. (yeeeah.com; more @ Taxi Driver)

· Fox News has some advice for college kids heading off to school: Fuck early and fuck often! Here endeth the lesson. (foxnews.com, scroll down for "Campus Hook-ups" video; more @ huffingtonpost.com + Wonkette + Gawker)

· Hmmm .... there's something about this threeway that just doesn't seem quite right to us. Can't put our finger on it. (loevenbruck.com)

· New travel restrictions mean security personnel will have to inspect fake breasts a little more closely. We tried that one on our date on last weekend, and trust us, no one's falling for it. (travelgearblog.com)

· House for sale in Buffalo. Marble floors, good sunlight, large outdoor fountain, and three strip clubs included. Asking price: $7.5 million; must be paid in singles. (wcbstv.com)

· The second-season of "Pants-Off Dance-Off"—a.k.a. the "dumbest show on television"—starts tonight on Fuse. Remember to put on clean underwear. (nydailynews.com)

· We have no idea where you can buy this subtly tasteless jewelry, but if you see any while in Russia, pick some up for us. It's practically Christmas season, you know. (ziza.ru)

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