Wet Spots

· We're of the opinion that Monica Bellucci is one the absolute hottest women in the whole wide world. If you look at these pictures and don't agree, that's your problem. (But seek help immediately). (idontlikeyouinthatway.com)

· Behold the perfect, mathematically symmetrical beauty of a golden ratio cumshot. And you thought we were geeky? (kzamm.com - thanks Xeni)

· Female genital mutilation is a serious topic, but the "Adopt A Clitoris" campaign (sponsored by the Raelian Movement) strikes us as an odd way of drawing attention to the problem. Even if they are sorta cute and cuddly. (clitoraid.org, via Boing Boing)

· So who knew that Friend of Fleshbot Tristan Taormino was the niece of reclusive novelist Thomas Pynchon? Meanwhile, we're still hoping no one finds out we lost our virginity to Eudora Welty. She would've wanted it that way. (nypost.com)

· Here's a better look at that Bettie Page mural we told you about in Seattle. She just keeps getting bigger than ever. (attu-pics.blogspot.com + channelcincinnati.com)

· A college art professor in China took all his clothes off in the middle of a lecture and invited his students to do the same. Of course, we're talking about a 56-year-old college professor so obviously there were no takers. (cnn.com)

· Two trials were held in a Chicago court house on the same day. One was a quadruple homicide. The other was for a female police officer who has sex in her outdoor hot tub in the middle of the day. Which one do you think got more attention? (suburbanchicagonews.com)

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