Morning Wood

· Another day, another Screech sex tape update (cover your eyes, kids): word is that the video was apparently part of an ongoing contest with his buddies, who exchange videos and keep score of their "activities." This is starting to make us question the very idea of videotaped sex. (seattlepi.nwsource.com)

· Does model Gemma Atkinson want to be the next Jordan? She's off to a good start, but we believe that Jordan is also known for posing fully nude. We're just sayin'. (savemanny.blogspot.com + mannysbabes.blogspot.com)

· What will we do with all those naughty audio files if Apple wins its fight to control the word "podcast"? "Online digital sex talk and moaning file" just doesn't have the same ring to it. (dailymail.co.uk, via Consumerist)

· Chicago's outdoor hot tub couple is found not guilty of public indecency. After all, they were technically underwater. (chicagotribune.com)

· Check out this fine collection of sexy stamps from around the world. You'll want to lick them even when you don't have anything to mail! (But what the hell is going on with Pippi and that creepy bear?) (sexornot.blogspot.com)

· A battle is brewing in the fashion world over using models that are too skinny; apparently, some designers actually prefer "healthy girls with tits." It's hard to argue with that logic. (spiked-online.com; more @ Gawker)

· Wired's in-house sexpert Regina Lynn extols the virtues of scheduling naughty time with your loved one. If you can somehow work your Palm Pilot into the act, then you're our hero. (wired.com)

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