Flashbot Fleshback

Where we look back at the week that was on Fleshbot and ask "Was it good for you too?"

· The world recoiled in horror over news about the Dustin "Screech" Diamond Sex Tape. And again, And yet again. Please, God, make it stop.
· We introduced the interweb to the George Bush Butt Plug and accidentally spawned a deluge of "weapons of ass destruction" jokes, for which we are profoundly sorry.
· Porn starlet Vanessa Lynn sustained a minor leg injury while filming a skydiving scene for Platinum Blue Production's "Airgasm". See what these people go through to get you off?
· What could be better than a disembodied tongue that gives cunnilingus on command? Why, a wireless vibrating egg that you don't even have to touch to begin with. Neither will make you breakfast in the morning, however.
· We talked to a worker in the dirty graphic design trenches to learn the mysterious secrets of the Pussy Splotch.
· If you want to break into the adult business, we don't think "How To Make Money Like A Porn Star" would be the best source of actual financial advice. But good luck anyway!
· Does anyone know what happened to that FemBot auction on eBay? We had a spare mattress all ready for her and everything.
· John Cameron Mitchell's "Shortbus" opens in New York City and proves once again that hardcore sex on screen can be just as depressing as it is in real life.
· Porn babe Jenna Presley was spotted with a big gaping hole in her panties and no one said anything. Er, except us.
· VCA's "Latina Dayworkers" makes a strong argument for tougher immigration employment laws; if left unchecked, we may be in for a lot more mediocre porn on the shelves in the near future.