This Week in Porn Titles

Colossal Pictures, which specializes in classy fare from international porn capitals in Brazil and Europe, proudly released "Cum Drink My Vintage Wine" this week. "These are sexy, sexy, sexy, sexy, sexy, sexy, sexy, wine-bottle drinking, classy European ladies," no one associated with the production said. "One of whom's pet gibbon designed the cover."

There is an easter egg on the boxcover that is sure to consume conspiracy theorists for years. If you look under the word "wine", there is a penis sticking out of that man's head. - GP

· Colossal Entertainment (colossalent.com)