Morning Wood

· The New York Times gives a great review to John Cameron Mitchell's "Shortbus". At least we think they like it. It's hard to tell without the up-or-down thumbs. (nytimes.com)

· Finally, some topless photos of Donatella Panayiotou and Holly Mcguire! Yeah, we've never heard of them either, but now there's a reason to care who they are. (mannysbabes.blogspot.com)

· Is this sign giving directions to family planning advice, or is it the advice itself? (adrants.com)

· Google Trends says that Americans are more interested in Raven Riley than Osama Bin Laden. Hey, we just follow our leaders. (moneyshotblog.blogspot.com)

· Send a camera phone picture of your daughter to friends and family and maybe they get the picture ... or maybe they get porn. Where do we sign up for that cell phone plan? (local6.com)

· An Australian fashion company proposes a "lingerie subsidy" to help save troubled marriages. That might be the best government pork project we've ever heard of. (theaustralian.news.com.au)

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