Morning Wood

· Another heartwarming tale of a talent agent who discovered his next big thing while searching for porn. So our screenplay about a heroic blogger-turned-secret agent who saves the Earth from supermodel aliens still has a chance? (Defamer)

· So who exactly is Ainett Stephens and why does she look so good naked? We have no idea, but we just found a bunch of reasons to look forward to the new year. (2007 calendar @ getlogged.com, via YDM)

· Cuba says the reason their people live so long is cigars, coffee, and lots of sex. Sounds like communist propaganda to us ... but if Fidel Castro is still kicking, we're willing to give it a shot. (news.com.au)

· The 85-year-old father of a Minnesota senator pleads guilty to having sex in a car with a 38-year-old woman. Hey, if an 85-year-old can still get it on in the back seat with a woman half his age, he shouldn't get a fine, he should get a medal. (Perhaps he's part Cuban?) (twincities.com)

· Is it true that more education means more orgasms? Nerds do know how to get freaky. (theglobeandmail.com)

· Million of car drivers are usually thinking about sex instead of watching the road. Is that why they won't get out of the fast lane? (yahoo.com)

· Yes, it's tough being a virgin these days, but that's no reason to kill yourself. Poor guy. It's okay to love the one with your with, even if that's just you. (mirror.co.uk)

· Watching the season premiere of "Lost" last night and seeing Evangeline Lilly wearing something besides a tank top made us reminisce about the good old days before she was stranded on that island when she used to spend her time hanging out with great local singles. Call (481) 516-2342 now!

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