Wet Spots

October 5, 2006
DASHIELL

· The artist once again known as Prince changes his tune on Sexy M.F.ers and is now offering strippers money to not take their clothes off. Is this what he meant by Pussy Control? (uk.news.yahoo.com)

· We're wondering why someone went through all the trouble of turning Vida Guerra into a tiger. Not that we're complaining or anything. (totallycrap.com)

· Get ready for National Freedom of Speech Week starting on October 16. We suggest you celebrate by finding someone opposed to your favorite cause, challenge them to a debate, and then tell them to go fuck themselves. (freespeechweek.org, via avn.com)

· Worried about being exploited by some smartass for an "experiment" the next time you answer an online personal ad? Head Fleshbotette Violet Blue serves up these tips to help save yourself from getting screwed. Or, er, from getting screwed the wrong way. You know what we mean. (tinynibbles.com)

· In one week, Interior Department employees wasted 104,000 hours of productivity—or the yearly work time of 50 people—on porn, gambling and other internet sites. To be fair, Interior is the most boring of all Cabinet-level departments. (sfgate.com)

· So let's get this straight: A teacher finds a sex tape of two colleagues doing it in the teachers' lounge, turns it into the principal, and now he's the one that's in trouble? Wow, they really don't like snitches at that school. (nydailynews.com)

· The mayor of Federal Heights, Colorado, is in hot water because the strip club where he worked violated local ordinances. Wait, the mayor of your town is also the doorman at a strip club? What kind of swinging voters do you have out there? (thedenverchannel.com)

· Sharpen your knives for Babeland's Sexy Jack-O-Lantern contest. (Sadly, you need to be in L.A., New York or Seattle to enter.) Remember, simply turning it into a glory hole will not win you anything.(babeland.com)

· Our general fondness (to say the least) for Keeley Hazell is well known by this point, but now that we've heard her speak in this video from her FHM photoshoot last year we may have to propose or something. British accents tend to have that effect on us. (YouTube, via popoholic.com)