Scarlett Loves Dita

Are we dreaming, or did we really just see a sizzling lesbionic photospread in the fall issue of Flaunt magazine starring our all-time celebrity crush object Scarlett Johansson with Dita "I May Be Mrs. Marilyn Manson But I Totally Would've Married Fleshbot Had They Asked Me First" Von Teese in some insanely sexy fetish-flavored fashion? Excuse us while we pinch ourselves and go check that link again. (And if we are dreaming, please don't ruin it for us. This is the kind of fantasy we never want to snap out of.)

· "Scarlett Johansson Gets Kinky with a Naked Dita Von Teese in Flaunt Magazine" (egotastic.com)
· Flaunt Magazine (flauntmagazine.com)
· See also: "Dita and Marilyn Are Enjoying Life Without Children" (marital update + Dita photos @ socialitelife.com)