Wet Spots

· Any guesses as to which of your favorite lawmakers might get caught up in the next DC sex scandal? Please let it be all of them. It's been a slow news week around here. (thesmokinggun.com)

· Welcome to Seattle, home of the world's worst strip clubs. You'd think with all that rain they would do something about the indoor entertainment. (seattlest.com)

· If you're reading this, chances are that you're not interested in becoming a "consecrated virgin." It was hard enough losing it the first time. (usatoday.com)

· College sex magazine Boink wants your stories for their upcoming book. You could win $5,000 dollars, which just might cover your pizza budget for next semester. (boinkmagazine.com)

· A Kenyan couple has been sentenced to 18 months in jail for having sex in mosque—during Ramadan even! Yeah, we think that might be sort of against the rules. (iol.co.za)

· We've covered lots of hypnosis fantasy porn before, but does anyone really think that a hypnotist can actually make a woman have an orgasm on command? (Then again, your girlfriend is probably faking it too, so what do you care?) (flurl.com)

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