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With the four hour VHS compilation "That Girl Has A Dick", a company called DirectDVDPlatinum has found a quadruple transsexual in a man who looks like a woman who looks like both Gwen Stefani and Madonna—a steal at any price, but an unheard-of bargain at only $3.99.

We're more impressed with the versatility of the woman who made the observation from which the title was taken, however. It seems that the lady chowing down on that dick had to readjust her expectations pretty quickly.
- GP

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