Porn: America’s Addiction!

"Lance Tracy is a porn addict, and it almost destroyed his marriage." Thus begins the latest media investigation of pornography and its vicious assault on innocent Americans. CNN Headline News is airing a four-part series on the porn menace starting tonight, and you can get a taste with this short video on CNN.com. The teaser clip has all the hallmarks of good old fashioned TV journalism: haunting music, frightening camera angles, disturbing tales of men spending "four to six hours a day online" (lightweights!), and scare quotes from doctors like "internet pornography is the crack cocaine of sexual addiction." Tune in to see totally objective reporter Glenn Beck provide a not-at-all sensational look at porn's evil, evil ways. Honestly, we have no idea who Glenn Beck is, but that big pointy finger and arched eyebrow do make us feel very naughty indeed. If only we had someway to release all that pent up energy without actually hurting ourselves or anyone else ...

· Glenn Beck - Porn: America's Addiction (video @ cnn.com)

Previously: This Week In Porn Hysteria, Congressional Porn Hearings, Internet Porn Hysteria on 20/20, War On Pornography, Kittenhate