Porn Valley Dispatch: “Tits Ahoy 2”

That VCA's "Tits Ahoy!" franchise has appropriated the font and punctuation of a certain nautically-themed Nabisco product should be no surprise. After all, foods are often spoofed by porn companies. Who can forget Vivid's ill-starred "Count Jackula" or Digital Playground's "I Can't Believe It's Not Tera"?

While the latter two didn't happen, "Tits Ahoy! 2" is the latest compilation from the company's archives. One might protest that all female porn performers have tits. VCA's argument is that the likes of Jill Kelly, Sunset Thomas, and Jessica Jaymes have more of them.
- GP

· VCA Pictures (vcapictures.com)

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