Morning Wood

· Patricia Arquette's boobs demand your attention. Do what they ask or they will destroy you! (cityrag.blogs.com)

· Kelly Brook launches her own personal line of lingerie, and ironically, uses the opportunity to actually put on some clothes. Fortunately, that impulse didn't last long. (hollywoodtuna.com + popoholic.com)

· A New York socialite decides to make a difference and give back to the community. This is also the longest story you will ever read about pubic hair. (radaronline.com)

· Here's a unusual twist: a porn shop that wants to get thrown out of an upscale neighborhood, but isn't allowed to leave. Man, sometimes you just can't win. (upi.com)

· Do you have trouble remembering girl's names? Sometimes it helps to write things down. (coolz0r.com)

· Discovery Church in New Jersey insists that "God wants you to have great sex." Everyone already knows that, though. Why do you think they're always screaming his name in the middle of it? (discoverychurchnj.com, via allheadlinenews.com)

· A candidate for Arkansas Lt. Governor is maybe sorta involved with a company that might have made money off of porn. And that was our first (and last post) about politics in Arkansas. (arktimes.com)

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