Wet Spots

· This Vida Guerra person is really, really, really good at wearing bikinis. She should totally be a model or something! (gorillamask.net)

· Thanks to evolution, someday we'll all have giant penises. Well, thanks to evolution and that guy who sends us 15 emails about wang pills every day. (thesun.co.uk)

· Gridskipper gets its exotic silk panties they found at an outdoor market on their last trip to Indonesian in a bunch over the Berlin Porn Film Festival, which starts tomorrow. Everyone knows how kinky the Germans are, so it's just got to be good. (Gridskipper)

· The Official Celebrity Bra Size List takes all the guess work out of shopping for your favorite famous boobs. Hey, it says "official," so you know it has to be accurate. (deansplanet.com)

· Thinking of starring in your own celebrity sex tape? Be sure to follow these handy guidelines. Remember, quality is somewhere around Job #15. (filmthreat.com)

· Hackers turn the website of the Pakistan Consulate General in Dubai into a porn site. Fortunately, no one has ever visited the website of the Pakistan Consulate General in Dubai. (gulfnews.com)

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